The Convent is the Church's training alliance. It is a safe haven for the casual player that wants to enjoy the game without being a pixelhugger.
His Holiness, Pontifex Atomicus - James II
Primus Inter Pares - Keza Purple
Cardinal of Foreign Affairs: Kongo Jack
Cardinal of Internal Affairs: RandomNoobster
Cardinal of Finance: Soxirella
Cardinal of Protection: John Baraboo
Acolyte of Protection: Fermion
Somebody told me when the bomb hits
Everybody in a 2-mile radius will be instantly sublimated
But if you lay face down on the ground for some time
Avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive
Permanently f****d up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted
Oh, but if yo udo go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you
Is mingled and mashed with the kicked-up molecules of the enemy's former body
Big-kid-tested, motherf****er approved